Land of Myths and Stars

What my mom did on Wednesday.

She found out the next day that she didn’t actually break her boss’s ribs - just all the cartilage. Apparently the x-ray images told the doctors that her CPR was perfect.

She was also nominated for some sort of Good Samaritan award. (The nominators don’t even know about the car accident she was almost in and helped with a couple months ago.)

dhuriiehm:

andidandy:

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l

My favorite “how are these real?” birds.

But they don’t even look real…

rainbowbarnacle:

whatanart:

Artist: Artem Chebokha

Dreamy Digital Paintings of Whales Flying Across the Sky

Oh.

Oh wow. This is the kind of stuff I’d daydream about when I looked at the sky as a kid. I still automatically seek out humpback cloud shapes.

Eeeee.

that is a huge frickin orca

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

wesleysnopes:

wesleysnopes:

Check out what this air vent does

Really important, guys.

what kind of car is this because i want to sound like im taking off in an airplane every time i leave the driveway

hatemarriied:

my brother left his skype open on the laptop and i


[4:31:52 PM] connor smith: im i typing faster than you r reading
[4:32:17 PM] connor smith: if you are reading this that means im dead…
[4:32:24 PM] connor smith: JUST KIDING!!!!!!!!
[4:32:29 PM] connor smith: i will never die

would like to point out that this is also my brother

and im not really sure where he got it from

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

Night Vale General Hospital

ollivander:

legend-of-laurel:

chettheghost:

You know, the hooded figures don’t seem to mind Cecil talking about them. 

I got to thinking, and you know who else eats pizza, hangs out in dog parks and hates being acknowledged? 

TEENAGERS.

THE HOODED FIGURES ARE JUST TEENAGERS WEARING HOODIES

ah yes, that explains why they hover several feet in the air and emit menacing staticky sounds

hey puberty wasn’t an easy ride for everyone ok

headcannon accepted